The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take your passion, and make it happen
The Misheard: Take your pants off, and make it happen
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you Till the stars in the skies start flickering out above
The Misheard: I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you Till I start running out of licorice candy soon
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Real Lyric: you're not gonna reach my telephone
The Misheard: you're not gonna reach my genitals
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Real Lyric: Or play the game, existence to the end
The Misheard: Or play it again, X isn't truly N
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Real Lyric: Don't tread on me
The Misheard: DOCTOR OF MEAN
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Real Lyric: I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
The Misheard: I wanna rock and roll all night, I'm horny every day
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Real Lyric: We have to take our clothes off We have to party all night We have to take our clothes off to have a good time
The Misheard: We have to tinkle, clothes offWe have to potty, all nightWe have to tinkle, clothes off, to have a good time
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Real Lyric: It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride.
The Misheard: It just takes some time, little better in the middle at the right.
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Real Lyric: I wanted to be a sailor I wanted to be a star I wanted to show the colder broads How hot cookin' they are I wanted to suck your candy I wanted to smell your barn
The Misheard: I wanted to be a sailorI wanted to be a starI wanted to show the colder broadsHow hot cookin' they areI wanted to suck your candyI wanted to smell your bum
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Real Lyric: The years burn
The Misheard: The leaves burn
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