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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Madness

    Song: One Better Day

    Real Lyric: Old man in a three piece suit

    The Misheard: Old man in the green pea soup

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    Artist: Disturbed

    Song: Down with the Sickness

    Real Lyric: Get up, come on get down with the sickness

    The Misheard: ga ma munga munga down with the sick nurse

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    Artist: Rise Against

    Song: Give It All

    Real Lyric: fill my lungs with air, then let it out

    The Misheard: Fill my arms with air, then let it out

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    Artist: Doors

    Song: Light My Fire

    Real Lyric: No time to wallow in the mire.

    The Misheard: No time to, while I win the Meyer.

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    Artist: Beyonce

    Song: Single Ladies

    Real Lyric: All the single ladies All the single ladies

    The Misheard: I'm a single lettuceI'm a single lettuce

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Praise You

    Real Lyric: Praise you like I should

    The Misheard: Treat you like a shoe

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    Artist: Disturbed

    Song: Decadence

    Real Lyric: Then you slowly recall all your mind.

    The Misheard: Then you slowly take all of your life

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: It's All Right Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)

    Real Lyric: And if my thought-dreams could be seen They’d probably put my head in a guillotine But it’s alright, Ma, it’s life, and life only

    The Misheard: And if my thought-dreams could be seenThey'd probably flick my head, and I'd get off clean.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen

    The Misheard: Lay me darling, she a winner

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    Artist: Verve Pipe

    Song: Freshmen

    Real Lyric: We were merely freshmen

    The Misheard: We were near refreshments

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