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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Danger Danger

    Song: Bang Bang

    Real Lyric: But girl, I really thought we had a chance

    The Misheard: How could I really have thought we had a chance

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    Artist: The Little Mermaid Soundtrack

    Song: Part Of Your World

    Real Lyric: Bright young women, sick of swimming, ready to stand.

    The Misheard: pregnant women, sick of swimming, ready to stand.

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    Artist: Lorde

    Song: Royals

    Real Lyric: My friends and I we've cracked the code

    The Misheard: My friends in Iowa have cracked the code

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    Artist: Pilot

    Song: Magic

    Real Lyric: Oh Oh Oh it's magic, you know

    The Misheard: Oh Oh Oh it's my d**k, you know

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    Artist: Nazareth

    Song: Love Hurts

    Real Lyric: Love hurts, ohh love hurts

    The Misheard: Laverne, ohh Laverne

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    Artist: Phish

    Song: Golgi Apparatus

    Real Lyric: I saw you with a ticket stub in your hand.

    The Misheard: I saw you with a chicken sub in your hand.

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    Artist: 2wo

    Song: I Am a Pig

    Real Lyric: What do we got?

    The Misheard: What a wee-todd.

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    Artist: Ellie Goulding

    Song: Lights

    Real Lyric: Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home

    The Misheard: Ghosts are calling, calling, calling me home

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    Artist: Katy Perry

    Song: Deja Vu

    Real Lyric: I live off the echoes of your "I love yous" But I still feel the blows from all your "don't want tos" When you're drunk, you say I'm the one Then you wake up You suck my hope up in a vacuum 'Cause every day's the same Definition of insane I think we're running on a loop Déjà vu So tell me something new Figure out the Rubik's Cube I think we're running on a loop Déjà vu Your words are like Chinese water torture And there's no finish line, always one more corner Yeah, they slither like a centipede Why do you keep me At the end of a rope that keeps getting shorter? 'Cause every day's the same Definition of insane I think we're running on a loop Déjà vu So tell me something new Figure out the Rubik's Cube I think we're running on a loop Déjà vu 'Cause every day's the same Definition of insane I think we're running on a loop Déjà vu So tell me something new (something new) Figure out the Rubik's Cube I think we're running on a loop Déjà vu (déjà déjà déjà vu) 'Cause every day's the same (every day's the same) Definition of insane (definition of insane) I think we're running on a loop Déjà vu (déjà déjà déjà vu) Déjà vu

    The Misheard: I live off the egg cause of your "I love yous" But I still feel the blows from one of your "don't want tos" When you're drunk, you say I'm the one Then you wake up You suck my hell up in a vacuum 'Cause every day's the same every day's the same

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Jack and Diane

    Real Lyric: Changes come around real soon Make us women and men

    The Misheard: Change this stuff 'round real soon Make this woman a man.

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