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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: John Lennon

    Song: #9 Dream

    Real Lyric: Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé

    The Misheard: I'm a cowboy, p*ssy p*ssy

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Toxic

    Real Lyric: For the taste of your lips I'm on a ride.

    The Misheard: For the taste of you'r lips I'm on the rag.

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    Artist: Chicago Soundtrack

    Song: Nowdays

    Real Lyric: Men everywhere, jazz everywhere, booze everywhere...

    The Misheard: men everywhere, jazz everywhere, boobs everywhere...

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Get Back

    Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner.

    The Misheard: Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman.

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    Artist: Men At Work

    Song: Down Under

    Real Lyric: He handed me a vegimite sandwich

    The Misheard: He handed me a Big A mac a sandwhich

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    Artist: Til Tuesday

    Song: Voices Carry

    Real Lyric: Hush Hush, Keep it down now, Voices Carry.

    The Misheard: Hush Hush, Carry on now, Richard's Scary.

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    Artist: Helen Reddy

    Song: Candle On The Water

    Real Lyric: Circling in the air Lighted by a prayer

    The Misheard: Circling in the airLike a golden pear

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    Artist: Paramore

    Song: Misery Business

    Real Lyric: Whoa, I never meant to brag

    The Misheard: Whoa, put on a paper bag

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: A Day in the Life

    Real Lyric: Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

    The Misheard: Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the arms of Paul.

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Vacation

    Real Lyric: Vacation All I ever wanted Vacation How to get away Vacation Meant to be spent alone

    The Misheard: VacationAll I ever wantedVacationHow to get awayVacationWant to be selled for love

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