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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Dusty Springfield

    Song: You Don't Have to Say You Love Me

    Real Lyric: You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand.

    The Misheard: You don't have to slay a lovely jug because you're mad.

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    Artist: Harry Belafonte

    Song: Hosanna

    Real Lyric: Hosanna, I build a house

    The Misheard: Oh Susanna, I build a house

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    Artist: Owl City

    Song: Fireflies

    Real Lyric: Cause I saved a few

    The Misheard: Cause I said "Eff you"

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    Artist: Megadeth

    Song: Washington Is Next

    Real Lyric: Seven years of famine

    The Misheard: Seven years of Batman

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Funiculì, Funicula

    Real Lyric: Funiculì, Funicula

    The Misheard: For Nick you lee, for Nick you la.

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    Artist: Combichrist

    Song: Lying Sack of Sh*t

    Real Lyric: Lying piece of sack of sh*t! Slut, trashcan, scumbag dirtbag!

    The Misheard: Lying, fecal sack of sh*t,The trashman cometh dirtbag!

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Let's Dance

    Real Lyric: Let's dance - put on you red shoes and dance the blues

    The Misheard: Let's dance - put on your red shoes and dancer gloves

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    Artist: Foreigner

    Song: Urgent

    Real Lyric: Urgent, so urgent...Urgent urgent, emergency...

    The Misheard: s**t I got to have her

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    Artist: Gogol Bordello

    Song: Start Wearing Purple

    Real Lyric: So Vio-Vio-Violetta! Etta!

    The Misheard: Sophia Phia Phia Latka ratka

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    Artist: La Roux

    Song: Quickland

    Real Lyric: I'm in quicksand

    The Misheard: I'm in Queensland

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