The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Maybe I mean yes
The Misheard: Maybe I mean gas
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Real Lyric: These eyes cry every night for you. ... These eyes are cryin’ These eyes have seen a lot of loves
The Misheard: Levi's cry every night for you....Levi's are cryin’Levi's have seen a lot of lovesBut they’re never gonna see another one like I had with you.
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Real Lyric: It's just a living pastime ruling your heart line
The Misheard: It's just a living bastardruining your heart line
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Real Lyric: Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
The Misheard: Keeps a ten-ball blowed up his nose.
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Real Lyric: I like goils; Bad goils all over this world.
The Misheard: I like girls; Bad girls, lovely squirrels.
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Real Lyric: With you in that dress
The Misheard: Pretty Black DressorPretty White Dress
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Real Lyric: Like a tiny blade of grass in a great big field
The Misheard: Like a tiny baby grasping his breakfast meal
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Real Lyric: Go chase yourself
The Misheard: Go change yourself
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Real Lyric: Ahead while I'm driving
The Misheard: Give head while I'm driving
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Real Lyric: Give me my colored coat, my amazing colored coat
The Misheard: Give me my common cold, my amazing common cold
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