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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: Living Well Is The Best Revenge

    Real Lyric: All these sad and lost apostles hum my name and flare their nostrils choking on the bones you toss to them I'm not one to sit and spin cos living well is the best revenge baby I am calling you on that...

    The Misheard: All these sad and lost apostles hum by native bad- and arse-holeschoking on the bone you toss to bedI'm not one to sh*t and stare cos living well is the best revengebaby I am calling you on up...

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    Artist: Mott The Hoople

    Song: All The Young Dudes

    Real Lyric: ...Funky little boat race

    The Misheard: ...F*ck you, no bass

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    Artist: Jackson Janet

    Song: Doesn't Really Matter

    Real Lyric: Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing Cause I'm in love with the inner being

    The Misheard: Doesn't really matter what's the A-ZCause I'm in love with the enemy

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    Artist: Justin Bieber

    Song: Baby

    Real Lyric: And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream

    The Misheard: And just wake me til' you shake me from this bedframe

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    Artist: Nec

    Song: Laura Non C'e

    Real Lyric: mi manca da spezzare il fiato

    The Misheard: "niemand kann das bezahlen" in engl: noone can pay this

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    Artist: Nec

    Song: Laura Non C'e

    Real Lyric: mi manca da spezzare il fiato

    The Misheard: "niemand kann das bezahlen" in engl: noone can pay this

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Dogs

    Real Lyric: And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight, You gotta strike when the moment is right

    The Misheard: And then moving in silently, down wind and out of Siberia to strike when the moment is right

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    Artist: Stevie Nicks

    Song: Edge Of Seventeen

    Real Lyric: "Just like a white-winged dove"

    The Misheard: "Just like a one-winged dove"

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    Artist: Uriah Heep

    Song: Time To Live

    Real Lyric: They said I killed a man

    The Misheard: They say I eat Peter Pan

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    Artist: Ingrid Michaelson

    Song: Be OK

    Real Lyric: I just wanna be OK, be OK, be OK

    The Misheard: I just want a beer keg, beer keg, beer keg

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