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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Coldplay

    Song: Viva La Vida

    Real Lyric: I used to roll the dice, Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes.

    The Misheard: I used to roll my eyes,Feel your fear and your inner desires.

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    Artist: Jason Derulo

    Song: Strobe Light

    Real Lyric: You're running again, but losing the race..

    The Misheard: You're running again, butt loose in the rain..

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Take A Chance On Me

    Real Lyric: Take a chance on me (Come on, give me a break will you?) Take a chance on me

    The Misheard: Take a chance on me(Come on, come on and rape me)Take a chance on me

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: No More Sorrow

    Real Lyric: I paid for your mistakes

    The Misheard: I paid for yummy steaks

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    Artist: Backstreet Boys

    Song: Inconsolable

    Real Lyric: I memorized the number so why can't I make the call?

    The Misheard: I memorized the number so I get out Mexico...

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    Artist: Living Colour

    Song: Cult Of Personality

    Real Lyric: I'm the cult of...I'm the cult of...

    The Misheard: Juan Agosto...Juan Agosto...

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    Artist: Devo

    Song: Whip It

    Real Lyric: Try to detect it

    The Misheard: Right to the chassis

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    Artist: Steve Winwood

    Song: Valerie

    Real Lyric: Valerie, call on me. Call on me, Valerie. come and see me.

    The Misheard: Follow me! Follow me! Follow me! Follow me!

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    Artist: Outkast

    Song: Hey Ya

    Real Lyric: Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture

    The Misheard: Shake it, shake it like a pretty white teacher

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    Artist: Timbaland

    Song: Carry Out

    Real Lyric: Take my order 'cause your body like a carry out.

    The Misheard: Take my artificial body like a carry out.

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