The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take a chance on me (Come on, give me a break will you?) Take a chance on me
The Misheard: Take a chance on me(Come on, come on and rape me)Take a chance on me
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Real Lyric: I paid for your mistakes
The Misheard: I paid for yummy steaks
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Real Lyric: I memorized the number so why can't I make the call?
The Misheard: I memorized the number so I get out Mexico...
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Real Lyric: I'm the cult of...I'm the cult of...
The Misheard: Juan Agosto...Juan Agosto...
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Real Lyric: Try to detect it
The Misheard: Right to the chassis
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Real Lyric: Valerie, call on me. Call on me, Valerie. come and see me.
The Misheard: Follow me! Follow me! Follow me! Follow me!
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Real Lyric: Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture
The Misheard: Shake it, shake it like a pretty white teacher
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Real Lyric: Take my order 'cause your body like a carry out.
The Misheard: Take my artificial body like a carry out.
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Real Lyric: All these sad and lost apostles hum my name and flare their nostrils choking on the bones you toss to them I'm not one to sit and spin cos living well is the best revenge baby I am calling you on that...
The Misheard: All these sad and lost apostles hum by native bad- and arse-holeschoking on the bone you toss to bedI'm not one to sh*t and stare cos living well is the best revengebaby I am calling you on up...
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Real Lyric: ...Funky little boat race
The Misheard: ...F*ck you, no bass
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