The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with this song
The Misheard: killing me softly with his hands
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Real Lyric: Like a wall of stars, we are right to fall
The Misheard: Like a one-armed star, we are right to fly
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Real Lyric: In Capri or Amsterdam Honolulu or Siam
The Misheard: In Capri or Amsterdamon a lulu horse I am
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Real Lyric: So I cry hard, let it fall. And I won't stop until my tears are all shed. So I weep.
The Misheard: So I pray hard, let it fall. And I won't stop until my tears are owl shaped. So I wee...
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize.
The Misheard: It's too late to call a giant.
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Real Lyric: tired of living like a blind man
The Misheard: tired of living like a black man
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Real Lyric: It's time I was king and just not one more pawn
The Misheard: It's time I was keen and just want my bong.
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Real Lyric: Skippy, Skippy, Skippy the bush kangaroo
The Misheard: Sticky, Sticky, Sticky the bush kangaroo
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Real Lyric: spared him his life from this monstrousity
The Misheard: spending his life in this monster city
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Real Lyric: Love, On The Rocks!
The Misheard: Aaaah, bugger off!
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