The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna cut you down
The Misheard: I wanna cook you toast
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Real Lyric: Jockamo fee nan?
The Misheard: Jackin' with the CIA
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Real Lyric: All the single ladies, all the single ladies
The Misheard: Ocean legs, ocean legs
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime Played 'til my fingers bled It was the summer of '69 Me and some guys from school Had a Band and we tried real hard Jimmy quit and Jody got married
The Misheard: I had my real first sex dreami think i was 5 at the timeplayed it till my fingers bledit was the summer of 69Beat it with some guys at schoolhad a bed and we tried real heardDidnt quit until we got married
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Real Lyric: Happiness is beginning to rise...
The Misheard: A penis is beginning to rise...
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Real Lyric: So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
The Misheard: So much for all your eyebrow mocks this way
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Real Lyric: We all know that crap is king, give us Dirty Laundry.
The Misheard: We all know that Kraft is king, give us Dirty Laundry.
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Real Lyric: Do You Miss Me Darling?
The Misheard: Do You Miss Me Chocolate?
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Real Lyric: Pull your name from a hat
The Misheard: Pull your leg from my hair
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Real Lyric: To watch the stoic squirm
The Misheard: To watch the stoic squirrel
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