The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me tighter then my Dereon jeans
The Misheard: Not doin' my dirty laundry
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Real Lyric: What'cha doing on your back? Yeah!
The Misheard: What'cha doing in your neighbor's bed? Bah!
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Real Lyric: Be my little baby
The Misheard: Feed my little baby
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Real Lyric: A celebrated man amongst the gurnies...
The Misheard: A celebrated man amongst the fernies...
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Real Lyric: you understood so you shouldn't of thought it
The Misheard: you understood so you shouldn't of farted
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man
The Misheard: Every girl's crazy for a shark-dress man
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Real Lyric: Constant craving
The Misheard: Lost in gravy
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Real Lyric: Well, I love a rainy night...
The Misheard: Well, I love her any night...
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Real Lyric: Open your eyes so you may see
The Misheard: Open your **shole, you may see
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Real Lyric: And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
The Misheard: And if your head explodes, with dark forebodings too
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