The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When I'm all choked up that you're okay
The Misheard: When I'm all fuc*ed up but you're ok
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Real Lyric: It's like my iPod's stuck on replay
The Misheard: I think my eyeball's stuck on my plate
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Real Lyric: It's intuitive, you don't have to try
The Misheard: Listen to it if you don't have to try
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Real Lyric: There's gonna be a heartache tonight
The Misheard: My grandma misheard them as "They're gonna be horney tonight"
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Real Lyric: Virgil Caine is the name, and I served on the Danville train, Til Stoneman's cavalry came and tore up the tracks again, In the winter of '65, we were hungry, just barely alive, By May the Tenth, Richmond had fell, it was a time I remember oh so well,
The Misheard: Virgil Caine is my name, and I drove an abandoned train,Til so much cavalry came and tore up the tracks again,In the winter of '65, where the hungry jew was barely alive,I caught a train to Richmond LaFelle, it was a time I remember oh so wel
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Real Lyric: And the all-white jury agreed
The Misheard: In the old Nigeria creed
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Real Lyric: Light, like the flutter of wings
The Misheard: Light, like a platter of wings.
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Real Lyric: And you give yourself away
The Misheard: And you keep yourself awake
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Real Lyric: I want to see you paint it, paint it, paint it, paint it black!
The Misheard: I want to see a baby, baby, baby, painted black!
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Real Lyric: I want to see you paint it, paint it, paint it, paint it black!
The Misheard: I want to see a baby, baby, baby, painted black!
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