The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ooooh, I need a dirty woman, Ooooh, I need a dirty girl
The Misheard: Ooooh, I need a tiny woman, Ooooh, I need her dying now
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Real Lyric: you're the best of all
The Misheard: you're a vegetable
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Real Lyric: Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive
The Misheard: Ah, ah, ah, ah, Satellite Satellite
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Real Lyric: Urgent, Urgent, Emergency...
The Misheard: "Sturgeon. Sturgeon, Emergency, Slow down yeah!"
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Real Lyric: Where have the apostles gone?
The Misheard: We're happy, Boss is gone.
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Real Lyric: A foxtrot above my head, a sockhop beneath my bed, a disco ball is just hanging by a thread.
The Misheard: A fox troph above my lead, a sock dog beneath my death, a whisk-o ball is just hanging by a net.
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Real Lyric: These pieces are broken
The Misheard: These pizzas are broken
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Real Lyric: You're a teaser, you turn 'em on Leave them burning and then you're gone
The Misheard: Your adhesive's turning oneFlip it over and then it's done
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Real Lyric: Now facing as another
The Misheard: We're fisting one another
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Real Lyric: She loves him in spite of his ways that she don't understand
The Misheard: She loves his mince pies in a wayThat she don't understand
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