The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.
The Misheard: Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here chameleon.
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Real Lyric: sparkle in your china
The Misheard: sparkling vagina
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Real Lyric: He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve But I pulled her out and there we were At Dead Man's Curve
The Misheard: He passed me a weenie then I started to swerveBut I pulled her out and there we wereAt Dead Man's Curve
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Real Lyric: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
The Misheard: Donuts make my brown eyes blue
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Real Lyric: Oooh, I'm living on a prayer
The Misheard: Oooh, I'm living on a square
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Real Lyric: I'm a blue period Picasso stuck on a wall
The Misheard: I'm a blue pubic hair so stuck on the wall
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Real Lyric: Aun guardo aquella carta que me escribiste (English: I still have that letter that you sent to me)
The Misheard: aun guardo aquella tarta que me escribiste (English: I still have that pie that you sent to me).
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Real Lyric: The eye of the storm, the eye of the storm
The Misheard: The Isles of Song, the Isles of Song
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Real Lyric: Ooooh, I need a dirty woman, Ooooh, I need a dirty girl
The Misheard: Ooooh, I need a tiny woman, Ooooh, I need her dying now
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Real Lyric: you're the best of all
The Misheard: you're a vegetable
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