The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey mom, I wrote you some soft songs And tell dad I'm just fine
The Misheard: Hey mom, I wrote you some soft songs And tell dad I just farted
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Real Lyric: Come meet your king
The Misheard: Come eat your cake
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Real Lyric: I've been up at this all night long I've been drowning in my sleep
The Misheard: Run, the elephant has your lighter and it's drowning in my sink
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Real Lyric: Rise like a pheonix, out of the ashes
The Misheard: Rise like a pheonix, out of the edges
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Real Lyric: Feel it rushin through ya from your head to toes
The Misheard: Feel a russian through ya from your head to toes
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Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
The Misheard: Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
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Real Lyric: I sit and drink pennyroyal tea
The Misheard: I sit and drink in a royal ting
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Real Lyric: Take a jumbo across the water, like to see America.
The Misheard: Take a junk boat, cross the water, like to see a merry-go-round?
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Real Lyric: Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning.
The Misheard: Minus the sunlight! Minus The morning!
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Real Lyric: ybab resol a m'I [Chorus backwards]
The Misheard: Edward is a llama
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