The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Who's got the pain when they do the mambo who's got the pain when they go URK!
The Misheard: Who's the penguin they do the mambo who's got the penguin they go URK!
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Real Lyric: once upon a midnight dearie
The Misheard: once upon a midnight dreary
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Real Lyric: Ain't flinging tears out on the dusty ground For all my friends out on the burial ground Can't stand the feeling, getting so brought down It's just that demon life has got me in its sway
The Misheard: Hey, plant skiers, out on the dubstep brown Mama France of all the burial ground Ants stamp the feeling, bet soap rot down Its just that evil eye forgot me in its way.
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Real Lyric: It's all but ready, know your assets, yeah I'm ready baby.
The Misheard: I saw the writing on your *ss, and yeah I'm ready baby.
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Real Lyric: Me and my Me and my Me and my Me and my Friends!
The Misheard: Pee in my Pee in my Pee in my Pee in my Pants!
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Real Lyric: I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
The Misheard: I used to bite my bum and hold my breath
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Real Lyric: And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The Misheard: And can you hear the sound of the stereo?
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Real Lyric: I only wanna be with you
The Misheard: I only got a three-inch tool!
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Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you
The Misheard: My girlfriend might sit on you
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Real Lyric: Willie and the poor boys are playin'
The Misheard: Willie and the boat boys are payin'
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