The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Baby seasons change/ but people don't/ and I'll always be waiting in the back room./I'm boring but overcompensate/ with headlines and flash flash flash photography.
The Misheard: Maybe seasons change, but people don't, and I'll always be reading in the bathroom. I'm a whore, but over common states with earlobes and french french french derogatory.
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Real Lyric: Sharif, he don't like it
The Misheard: Cheree, I'm blinded
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Real Lyric: It's cool to know nothing!
The Misheard: It's cool to go to bed!
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
The Misheard: No dark's eye hazel in the classroom.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds and the thunder chief
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Real Lyric: Condition ground, determined to try
The Misheard: Carnation grounded, but returned to try.
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Real Lyric: A loaded God complex
The Misheard: A Llama gone convex
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Real Lyric: Cause I'd get a thousand hugs, from ten thousand lightning bugs, as they tried to teach me how to dance.
The Misheard: Cause I'd get a thousand lugs, from ten thousand fighting thugs, as they tried to teach me how to prance.
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Real Lyric: Nature is a whore
The Misheard: Rachel is a whore
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Real Lyric: Shaken and faint, it was the hardest thing to swallow...
The Misheard: Shaking your friends, that was the hardest thing to swallow...
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