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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Marillion

    Song: Just For The Record

    Real Lyric: Just another writer paying off my dues

    The Misheard: Just another writer paying off my Jews

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Telephone

    Real Lyric: stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

    The Misheard: half-hearted, half-hearted, I don't wanna drink anymore, where is my head, and the blood on the dancefloor

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: Living on a prayer

    The Misheard: Give it all a breath

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Photograph

    Real Lyric: Look what you have done, to this rock 'n' roll clown

    The Misheard: Nothin' to renoun, for this rock 'n' roll crown.

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: Little Red Corvette

    Real Lyric: Little red corvette!

    The Misheard: Baby, come back!

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    Artist: Pat Benatar

    Song: Hit Me With Your Best Shot

    Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot. Why don't you hit me with your best shot.

    The Misheard: Hit me with your pet shark. Why don't you hit me with your pet shark.

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    Artist: Amy Grant

    Song: Baby, Baby

    Real Lyric: Baby, baby I'm taken with the notion.

    The Misheard: Baby, baby I'm takin' the samosa.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: I still don't rightly know.

    The Misheard: "Shoot the ducks, I'm adopted."

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Toxicity

    Real Lyric: Looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub

    The Misheard: Looking at life through the eyes of a tiger hug

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Dance In The Dark

    Real Lyric: She's a tramp, she's a vamp, but she still kills her dance

    The Misheard: She's a champ, she's a vamp, but she still kills her dad

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