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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Who'll Stop The Rain

    Real Lyric: Who'll stop the rain?

    The Misheard: Who'll stop Loraine?

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    Artist: Stampeders

    Song: Sweet City Woman

    Real Lyric: Sweet City Woman

    The Misheard: Sleep Chubby Woman

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    Artist: Goldfinger

    Song: Stalker

    Real Lyric: Outside my window she crept

    The Misheard: Outside my window she crapped

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    Artist: Tchaikovsky

    Song: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies

    Real Lyric: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

    The Misheard: Dance of the Mirlitons

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Brown-Eyed Girl

    Real Lyric: Slipping and sliding all along the waterfall with you

    The Misheard: Slipping and slidingAll along I wanna f**k with you

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    Artist: Theme Songs

    Song: Full House

    Real Lyric: The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV

    The Misheard: The milkman, the paperboy, eating the TV

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    Artist: Paul Young

    Song: Everytime You Go Away

    Real Lyric: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

    The Misheard: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.

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    Artist: Run-DMC

    Song: It's Tricky

    Real Lyric: It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky

    The Misheard: It's Tricky to walk around, to walk around around the townIt's tricky

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    Artist: Arwen

    Song: No More Tears

    Real Lyric: (Skies turn black) Seas of blood wherever (You put your eyes)Life will never be the same!

    The Misheard: (Skies turn black) Seas of blood whenever,(You poop your eyes) Life will never be the same!

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    Artist: Common

    Song: Invocation

    Real Lyric: My third eye is like pink eye seeming contagious

    The Misheard: My third eyes is like pink eye, semen contagious

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