The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Outside my window she crept
The Misheard: Outside my window she crapped
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Real Lyric: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
The Misheard: Dance of the Mirlitons
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Real Lyric: Slipping and sliding all along the waterfall with you
The Misheard: Slipping and slidingAll along I wanna f**k with you
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Real Lyric: The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV
The Misheard: The milkman, the paperboy, eating the TV
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Real Lyric: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you.
The Misheard: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.
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Real Lyric: It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky
The Misheard: It's Tricky to walk around, to walk around around the townIt's tricky
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Real Lyric: (Skies turn black) Seas of blood wherever (You put your eyes)Life will never be the same!
The Misheard: (Skies turn black) Seas of blood whenever,(You poop your eyes) Life will never be the same!
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Real Lyric: My third eye is like pink eye seeming contagious
The Misheard: My third eyes is like pink eye, semen contagious
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Real Lyric: But the search ends here Where the night is totally clear
The Misheard: But the surgeon's hereWith a knife it's totally clear
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Real Lyric: Left their letters in the sand
The Misheard: Left no lettuce in the sand
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