The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's got both hands in her pockets.
The Misheard: She's got gonads in her pockets.
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Real Lyric: B-b-b-b, Bennie and the Jets...
The Misheard: B-b-b-b, Bennie and the Chimps..
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Real Lyric: And now it's solid Solid as a rock That's what this love is That's what we've got, oh, mmm' Solid (Oh) Solid as a rock And nothing's changed it (Ooh) The thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
The Misheard: And now it's sunnySunny at the topThat's what this love isThat's what we've got, oh, mmm'Sunny (Oh)Sunny at the topAnd nothing's changed it (Ooh)The thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
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Real Lyric: Boy the way you blowin' up my phone Won't make me leave no faster Put my coat on faster Leave my girls no faster
The Misheard: Boy the way you blowin' up my phoneWon't make me leave no fasterEat my coco fasterLeave my girls no faster
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Real Lyric: Hunt them out of Russia
The Misheard: Hump them, Mother Russia
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Real Lyric: Power to the people Power to the people Power to the people Right on!
The Misheard: Bye bye you lucky dogBye bye you lucky dogBye bye you lucky dog Right on!
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Real Lyric: "...In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of..."
The Misheard: "...In New York, Concrete jungles, wet dreams and mayo..."
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize
The Misheard: It's too late to buy a child
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Real Lyric: Who'll stop the rain?
The Misheard: Who'll stop Loraine?
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Real Lyric: Sweet City Woman
The Misheard: Sleep Chubby Woman
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