The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Drove my Chevy to the levee, But the levee was dry. And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye...
The Misheard: Drove my Sherry to the LarryBut the Larry was dryAnd good old boys were drinking miskey and rice...
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Real Lyric: Funky Nassau, Funky Nassau
The Misheard: Fu**in' A**hole, Fu**in' A**hole
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Real Lyric: Look at little sister
The Misheard: Lurid little sister
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Real Lyric: I still go to Taco Bell, drive through, raw as hell
The Misheard: I still go to Taco Bell, drive through, rotel
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Real Lyric: Every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man...
The Misheard: Everybody's crazy 'bout a shark named Dan...
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Real Lyric: I wandered empty streets down Past the shop displays I heard cathedral bells Tripping down the alleyways
The Misheard: I wandered empty streets downPast the shop displaysI heard cathedral bellsDripping down the alleyways
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Real Lyric: Get ur freak on, get ur freak on...
The Misheard: Get your free gold, get your free gold...
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Real Lyric: Now I live my life in shades and I am married to the moon
The Misheard: Now I live my life in Satan, I am Mary, voulez-vous?
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Real Lyric: Not that I don't like you, I'm just at a party.
The Misheard: Not that I don't like you, I just stand up all day.
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band
The Misheard: Memory's an elephant, of playing in the band
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