The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I'll be... Taking care of business every day Taking care of business every way I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
The Misheard: And I'll be...Taking care of biscuits every dayTaking care of biscuits every wayI've been taking care of biscuits, in a mine
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Real Lyric: Last night the wife said, "Oh boy, when you're dead You don't take nothing with you But your soul - think!"
The Misheard: Last night the wife said,"Oh boy, when you're deadYou won't take nothing with you'cause you're sooooo - sick!"
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Real Lyric: Now Watergate does not bother me.
The Misheard: Now Marvin Gaye does not bother me.
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Real Lyric: The best of us can find happiness in misery.
The Misheard: The rest of us can find a penis in Missouri.
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Real Lyric: Look what you did! Suck on your lies 'til your eyes turn red.
The Misheard: Look what you did! Suck on your nuts til your nuts turn red.
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Real Lyric: F-f-f-foolin', ah foolin' F-f-f-foolin', ah foolin'
The Misheard: K-k-k-Kool Aid! K-k-k-Kool Aid!
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Real Lyric: Ice ice baby
The Misheard: Ice ice and a baked bean.
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Real Lyric: I'm in so deep I'm scared to death It's like I could drown It's effortless
The Misheard: I'm in so deepI'm scared to deathIt's like I could drownIn Syphillis
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Real Lyric: Some people want diamond rings. Some just want everything.
The Misheard: Some people want collard greens.Some just want everything.
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Real Lyric: And that's a cold shot, babe ...
The Misheard: At nights I go shopping ...
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