The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
The Misheard: Fool's heaven is a place on earth.
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: Here we are now, eat potatoes
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
The Misheard: I'm Aladdin, I'm a rhino, a mosquito, I'm a beetle
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Real Lyric: He's the one that likes all our pretty songs
The Misheard: He's the one that likes all our pretty socks
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Real Lyric: Sharia don't like it.
The Misheard: Cherie, people like it.
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Real Lyric: Lose yourself to dance
The Misheard: You'll just suck the ....
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Real Lyric: When the moon is in the seventh house And Jupiter aligns with Mars
The Misheard: When the moon is in the seventh house And Jupiter collides with Mars
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Real Lyric: Starkweather homicide, children of thalidomide
The Misheard: Start with a homicide, children of the little mind
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Real Lyric: Light my candles
The Misheard: Hide my candles
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I find it hard to believe There's someone else who could be Just as messed up as me
The Misheard: Sometimes I find it hard to believe There's someone else who could be Just as pissed off as me
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