The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
The Misheard: Shinin' Over a River
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Real Lyric: Ol' Black's my truck's name.
The Misheard: That's my truck, Snape
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Real Lyric: Charades, pop skill Water hyacinth, named by a poet Imitation of life. Like a koi in a frozen pond. Like a goldfish in a bowl. I don't want to hear you cry. Thats sugarcane that tasted good. Thats cinnamon, thats Hollywood. C'mon, c'mon no one can see you try. You want the greatest thing The greatest thing since bread came sliced. You've got it all, you've got it sized. Like a Friday fashion show teenager Freezing in the corner Trying to look like you don't try.
The Misheard: Change mascaraWater high as sin, named by a color*********************You are the greatest thingThe greatest thing since Brett came twice***Like a frying fashion showtune EgyptCruisin' round the
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Real Lyric: That you were Romeo, You were throwing pebbles,
The Misheard: That you were Romeo,You were throwing paris
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Real Lyric: I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane, so tell me how it should be.
The Misheard: I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane's hotel, here how it should be.
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Real Lyric: We drove to Cali and got drunk on the beach.
The Misheard: We talked to Kelly and got drunk on the beach.
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Real Lyric: I'm finding the light in the good things I might need help to see the good things
The Misheard: I'm biting the lining the good things I'm mining a doozy the good things
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Real Lyric: P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
The Misheard: Buh-buh-butt-f*cker face, buh-butt-f*cker face
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Real Lyric: And he's sitting at the table, the table he has set, he's begging for the courage to redeem some self respect
The Misheard: As he's sitting at the table, the table he has set, he's begging for a curry - just redeem some self respect!
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Real Lyric: Go on, go on, come on, leave me breathless
The Misheard: Go on, go on, come on, leave me Bradley
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