The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 35661 thru 35670 of 54134
Real Lyric: Cause I can't help it if you look like an angel Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain, so Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you Can't help it if there's no one else Mmm, I can't help myself
The Misheard: Suck it up it if you look like an angelCan't help it if I wanna kiss you like an [indistinct]Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met youCan't help it if there's no one elseMmm, I can't help myself
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Stroke Me, Stroke Me
The Misheard: Strawman, Strawman
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hmm, Hmmm, what ho sed de t'ing wid de t'ree bonce. Don't meddle wid t'ings you don't understand (Burps)
The Misheard: Four wordsSedeteen with treebonsGood men with teenPoon endesta (Burps)
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You and me could write a bad romance Caught in a bad romance
The Misheard: You and me could ride a pair of fans...Cod and a pair of fans
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I don't really know, its the vocoder bit
The Misheard: Havin' a big ***t, I'm having a big ***t, I'm having a biscuit
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: So, so what I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves
The Misheard: I got my rock moose
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Why'd you have to leave me there hanging in my infant air?
The Misheard: Why'd you have to leave me there, hanging in my underwear?
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Waiting, to turn on the showers and fire the ovens
The Misheard: Waiting, to turn on the sewers and fire the ovens
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: And driftwood lies half buried.
The Misheard: And driftwood lies half Barrett.
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.