The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "can't read my poker face. p-p-poker face p-p-poker face."
The Misheard: "Can you breathe with my poker face. p-p- poker face?"
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Real Lyric: And the screams from everywhere
The Misheard: Pandas scream from everywhere
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Real Lyric: I just stick out my chin, And Grin
The Misheard: I'll just pick up my ***t, And grin
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Real Lyric: It's like my iPod stuck on replay
The Misheard: I got my eyeball stuck on your plate
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Real Lyric: Back at you, subversion
The Misheard: Baka chick's a virgin
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Real Lyric: You're risks are neverending
The Misheard: You're wrists are neverending
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Real Lyric: She's got both hands in her pockets
The Misheard: She's got go-pants in her pockets
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' chair in a line-up
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in Marigolds!
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Real Lyric: What's it like to be a heretic?
The Misheard: What's it like to be an Arab chick?
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