The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I know what I am, I'm Berlin
The Misheard: I know what I am: Amber Lynn
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Real Lyric: Leap Like a Salmon
The Misheard: Leap Like a Santa
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Real Lyric: Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
The Misheard: Tarzan running from the Jedi Knights
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Real Lyric: A strange alliance this day...
The Misheard: to tame the lions this day?
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Real Lyric: Shawty wanna thug, Bottles in the club Shawty wanna hump, You know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps.
The Misheard: Shawty wanna hug, bottles in the clubShawty wanna hunk, I know you like to touchmy lovely lady lumps!
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Real Lyric: When you blow at high dough
The Misheard: When you're blowin' my dog
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Real Lyric: Sippin' gin and juice.
The Misheard: Sippin' tanning juice.
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Real Lyric: I do, I do, I do, I do
The Misheard: Al Gore, Al Gore, Al Gore, Al Gore
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Real Lyric: Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
The Misheard: Is that your aunt or my girlfriend?
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Real Lyric: Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means King of the road.
The Misheard: ...two hours of pushin' broomBuys an eight by twelve fork and spoon
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