The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal.
The Misheard: Crawling in my skin. I really want a Burrito.
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Real Lyric: Thuggin' up for the first time
The Misheard: F*ck*ng up for the first time
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Real Lyric: "The well that inebriates the guilt"
The Misheard: "The well that inebriates the cat"
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Real Lyric: The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake
The Misheard: The seaweed is always greenerThan somebody else's leg
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I gotta new complaint.
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I gotta milkyway.
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Real Lyric: Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone And they paved paradise, put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Joan and Lois aim to goBut they don't know when you've got your risk on;As a gay pair of d*kes, put up with a f***ing lot
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Real Lyric: You're such a f**king hypocrite.
The Misheard: You're searching for an immigrant!
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Real Lyric: Now’s the perfect time for me to taste your lip gloss Your glass slipper's in my hand, right here
The Misheard: Now's the perfect time for me to take your clothes offYour bra strap is in my hand, right here
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Real Lyric: A kiss with a fist is better than none
The Misheard: A kiss with a fist is fatter than a nun
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Real Lyric: Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend ...
The Misheard: Go ahead and hate Joe Namath, go ahead and cheat a friend ...
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