The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Standing on the dock at Southhampton
The Misheard: Standing in the dockets of Hampton
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns, bring your friends
The Misheard: I walk on cars and bring a fez.
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Real Lyric: I'm the kind of girl that'll swallow every line But it's all right
The Misheard: I'm the kind of girl that'll (edit) every time, And it's all right!
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Real Lyric: Hey Mr. Tambourine Man
The Misheard: Hey Miss September een Man
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Real Lyric: To everything - turn, turn, turn
The Misheard: Do everything, turn, turn, turn
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Real Lyric: Guess you better go and get your armor (Get your armor) Get your armor (Get your armor) I guess you better go and get your armor (Get your armor) Get your armor (Get your armor)
The Misheard: Guess you better go and get your mamma (get your mamma) Get your mamma (get your mamma)
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Real Lyric: And you would keep my fingernails clean.
The Misheard: And you would keep my finger nose clean.
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Real Lyric: Im your venus, im the fire at your desire.
The Misheard: Im your *enis, im the fighter at your desire.
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Real Lyric: Pleadin' with your eyes
The Misheard: Bleatin' with your ass
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Real Lyric: You sit in class next to a redhead named Abigail.
The Misheard: You sit in cast next to a egghead , nae aby gale.
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