The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Guarding yourself from the love of another
The Misheard: Guarding yourself from the love of your mother
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Real Lyric: I never wanted to say this You never wanted to stay I put my faith in you, so much faith And then you just threw it away
The Misheard: I never wanted to say thisYou never wanted to stayI put my faith in so much baconand you just threw it away
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Take a chair and line up
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Real Lyric: Ooh, ah, guess you never meant it
The Misheard: Hoo, haa! Kiss ya then I miss ya
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Real Lyric: young and sweet only seventeen
The Misheard: dogs can swimwith only seven teeth
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Real Lyric: Dave's over there in the red gadget hat
The Misheard: Dave's over there with the Nicorette patch
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Real Lyric: Ride with me
The Misheard: Violate me
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Real Lyric: Heard it in a love song, Can't be wrong
The Misheard: Hurlin' in-love song, can't be strong...
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Real Lyric: Sweet Home Alabama
The Misheard: Please Hold My Banana
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Real Lyric: Smilin' in your face
The Misheard: Salad in your face
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