The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be your distant man
The Misheard: I don't wanna be your Vince McMahon
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Real Lyric: Can't you see that you lie to yourself?
The Misheard: Can't you see the gelato yourself?
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Real Lyric: Here I am baby, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
The Misheard: Here I am baby, deriving to the limit of yours
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Real Lyric: For people like us
The Misheard: For people latkes
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Real Lyric: There she goes again, the girl I'm in love with.
The Misheard: There she goes again, the girl I made love with.
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Real Lyric: Joe le Taxi, y va pas partout (he doesn't go everywhere)
The Misheard: Joe le Taxi, il va en bateau (he goes by boat)
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Real Lyric: And the night your ship got caught up in the current.
The Misheard: And the nacho chip got caught up in the cupboard.
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Real Lyric: blew out my flip-flop Stepped on a pop-top
The Misheard: Blew out my salt topand stepped on a pop tart
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Real Lyric: Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?
The Misheard: Deedle I, Deedle I, Deedle I see you crying.
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Real Lyric: Warm, I hold you close to me. You're protection, first degree.
The Misheard: One, I hold you close to me.Your affection bursting free.
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