The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ah, Sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billy, they'll be coming up for air
The Misheard: Ah, Sloppy Sue and Big Balls Billy, they'll be coming up for air
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Real Lyric: Do you know what you started? I just came here to party.
The Misheard: Do you know what you started?I just came here to potty!
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Real Lyric: I'm in a bad romance
The Misheard: I'm into 'bedroom ants'
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Real Lyric: ...that time is eternal
The Misheard: ...that time is a turtle
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Blinded by the light,Wrapped up like a douche--Y'know, the roamer in the night?
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Real Lyric: Are we like you, I can't be sure.
The Misheard: I wee like you, I can't be sure.
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Real Lyric: Brimful of Asha on the 45
The Misheard: Grapefruit lasher on the 45
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Real Lyric: "...I'll be there...!"
The Misheard: "...I'll be damned...!"
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Real Lyric: as long as we stand here waiting wearing our clothes or the soles that we choose
The Misheard: as long as we stand here waiting wearing our clothes on the soles of our shoes
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Real Lyric: O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The Misheard: oh canada our home and natures landtrue paste and love and all our suns command with glowering hearts we see the rise
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