The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Another boring romantic, that's me
The Misheard: Another boy and his old man, against me
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Real Lyric: Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
The Misheard: Sing for the laughter, sing volunteer
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Real Lyric: But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
The Misheard: But it's my destiny to be the king of Spain
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Real Lyric: Give me one reason to stay here, and I'll turn right back around.
The Misheard: Give me one reason to steer, and I'll turn right back around.
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Real Lyric: No longer the lost, No longer the same
The Misheard: No longer the lust,No wronger the semen
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Real Lyric: heaven is a place on earth
The Misheard: heaven is a place called perth
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Real Lyric: Xanadu, Xanadu, (now we are here) in Xanadu Xanadu, Xanadu, (now we are here) in Xanadu
The Misheard: damn you, damn you, damn youdamn you, damn you, damn you
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Real Lyric: Here is my chance!
The Misheard: Here is my chair!
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Real Lyric: Well you see me crawling through the bushes with it open wide.
The Misheard: Well you see me crawling through the bushes with an apple pie.
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Real Lyric: One touch, is never enough People who need people, to the back of the bus.
The Misheard: White trash! is never enoughPeople moving people to the back of the bus.
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