The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: She was a rad, miracle babe
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Real Lyric: Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
The Misheard: CeeCee's Mom has got it goin' on
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Real Lyric: And there's a million voices
The Misheard: Me and the boy said
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Real Lyric: much of mistrust, loves gone behind
The Misheard: don't you just love, love from behind
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Real Lyric: "Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. All the counselors hate the waiters, And the lake has alligators, And the head coach wants no sissies, So he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Now I don't want that this should scare you, But my bunkmate has malaria. You remember Jeffery Hardy, They're about to organize a searching party. Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda, Take me home, I hate Granada! Don't leave me out in the forest, Where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise, Or mess the house with other boys, O please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day. Dearest Father, Darling Mother, How's my precious little brudda? Let me come home if you miss me, I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, guys are sailing. Playing baseball, gee that's betta, Mudda, Fadda kindly disregard this letta!"
The Misheard: "I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. You remember Lynyrd Skynyrd; He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner."
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Real Lyric: And I Think Of All The Things, Of What You're Doing, And in my head I paint a picture
The Misheard: And I Think Of All The Things, Of What You\'re Doing, \And in my head I\'ve been a big turd.
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Real Lyric: Need a lift to happy hour, I say oh no.
The Misheard: We went to happy house, I say oh no.
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Real Lyric: shawty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.
The Misheard: shawty had them apple bottom jeans, phineas and ferb.
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Real Lyric: All acorss the alien nation
The Misheard: All across the alienation
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Real Lyric: I'm someone else I'm someone new I'm someone stupid just like you
The Misheard: Our toenails!Our toenails!Aren't those stupid just like you?
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