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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Adam Lambert

    Song: What Do You Want From Me

    Real Lyric: Just don't give up, I'm working it out....need a second to breathe

    The Misheard: Just don't give up, I'm walking a duck...need a second to pee

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Livin' Lovin' Maid

    Real Lyric: Livin' Lovin' she's just a woman

    The Misheard: Livin' Lovin, six in the mornin'

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    Artist: Sean Kingston

    Song: Eenie Meenie Miney Mo Lover

    Real Lyric: Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a bad chick by her toe

    The Misheard: Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a fat chick by her toe

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Alejandro

    Real Lyric: She's got both hands in her pockets

    The Misheard: She's got both hands on a rocket

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    Artist: Baby Bash

    Song: Cyclone

    Real Lyric: She moves her body like a cyclone

    The Misheard: She moves her body as a pinecone!

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Circus

    Real Lyric: All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus.

    The Misheard: All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like asparagus!

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Dance In The Dark

    Real Lyric: baby likes to dance in the dark

    The Misheard: baby theres an ant in bra and baby left a dent in the car.

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Rockerfellar Skank

    Real Lyric: Right about now The funk soul brother

    The Misheard: Right about nowThe funk's so rubber

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: Bailamos

    Real Lyric: [Chorus] Bailamos! - We Dance Let the rhythm take you over...Bailamos!

    The Misheard: [Chorus]Bailamos! - We DanceLet the rhythm take you over...by the balls!

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    Artist: Neil Diamond

    Song: Shilo

    Real Lyric: Shilo, when I was young I used to call your name When no one else would come Shilo, you always came

    The Misheard: Shadow, when I was youngI used to call your nameWhen no one else would comeShadow, you always came

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