The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No Message Could Have Been any Clearer
The Misheard: No Moustache Gonna Bend any Clipper.
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Real Lyric: Get up, get on up Get up, get on up Stay on the scene, like a sex machine
The Misheard: Get up, get on up Get up, get on up Stay on the scene, like a Washing Machine
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Real Lyric: See the stone set in your eyes See the thorn twist in your side.
The Misheard: See the storm set in your eyesSee the phone twist and your sigh
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Real Lyric: Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch. Just smoke one cigarette and hush. She's got both hands in her pockets But her boyfriend's like a dad, just like a dad.
The Misheard: Don't wanna kiss don't wanna touch.Just want your cigarette mush.She's got both hands in a bucketBut her boyfriend is her dad, he is her dad.
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Real Lyric: Oh oh, living on a prayer
The Misheard: Oh oh, shaggin' on a chair
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Real Lyric: Willie And The Poor Boys Are Playing
The Misheard: Willie And The Goat Boys Are Playing
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Real Lyric: Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around
The Misheard: Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're downKick 'em in the nuts, kick 'em in the ground
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Real Lyric: Let me buy you a drink
The Misheard: I'm a fine tuned train
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Real Lyric: Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
The Misheard: I become the big green tomato.
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns and bring your friends, it's fun to lose and to pretend
The Misheard: soda and gum, sing to your friend Its fine to noose and so it began
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