The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Return to me, return to me, return to me, turn to me, leave me no one
The Misheard: Get up to me, get up to me, get up to me, get u to me, leave me no one
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Real Lyric: And I see you doing what I try to do for me
The Misheard: And I see you, Durrett, how you're doing marketing
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Real Lyric: I'm the one who kept you in the dark
The Misheard: I'm the one who kicked you in the jaw
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Real Lyric: Tell me how the pain's supposed to go?
The Misheard: Tell me how to taste the frozen dough
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Real Lyric: Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
The Misheard: Pecan Johnny's singing oldies, goldies
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your pizza burger
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Real Lyric: I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe.
The Misheard: I want your brains, I want your brains.
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Real Lyric: And I feel like a disco ball.
The Misheard: And I feel like I just got boned.
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Real Lyric: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
The Misheard: Here I am, rock you like a Burger King.
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Real Lyric: Don't drink, don't smoke What do you do?
The Misheard: Don't drink, don't smokeWatch the Looney Tunes
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