The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And ain`t that unusual?
The Misheard: And ain`t that a musical?
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Real Lyric: "Shout to all my lost boys Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys We rowdy"
The Misheard: "Shout to all my balls, boys Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my balls, boys Eat brownies!"
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Real Lyric: my dog sam eats purple flowers
The Misheard: my dotsun hates purple flowers
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Real Lyric: "I'm blue da ba dee da ba die..."
The Misheard: "I'm blue I would beat up guy..."
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Real Lyric: Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
The Misheard: Just like every cowboy sings a sad-ass song
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Real Lyric: Ever get the fear that you can't shift, The type that sticks around like summat in your teeth?
The Misheard: Ever get the feeling you've got sh*t, The type that sticks around like something in your teeth?
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Real Lyric: I'm covering my ears like a kid When your words mean nothing, I go la la la I'm turning up the volume when you speak 'Cause if my heart can't stop it, I find a way to block it, I go La la, la la la la la na na na na na
The Misheard: I'm covering my ears like a kid When your words mean nothing, I go la la la I'm turning up the volume when you speak 'Cause if my heart can't stop it, I'M FINALLY TURDUCKEN, I go La la, la la la la la na na na na na
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Real Lyric: My tearless retina takes pictures that can prove
The Misheard: I tear up retinas, ate pictures that can prove
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Real Lyric: I don't speak my mother tongue
The Misheard: I don't think my mother's dumb
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Real Lyric: "Jeremy spoke in class today"
The Misheard: "Jeremy's fallin,' yes, hey."
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