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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: La Roux

    Song: Bulletproof

    Real Lyric: This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof

    The Misheard: This time, baby, I'll be pudding proof

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    Artist: Ray Jr. Parker

    Song: Ghostbusters

    Real Lyric: Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

    The Misheard: Who you gonna call? Block Buster!

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    Artist: Cascada

    Song: Ready For Love

    Real Lyric: Our souls are divided

    The Misheard: Assholes are divided

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: You Give Love a Bad Name

    Real Lyric: Shot through the heart

    The Misheard: Shop through the halls

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    Artist: Dr Hook

    Song: If Not You

    Real Lyric: Who's gonna iron my shirts? Who's gonna kiss where it hurts?

    The Misheard: Who's gonna iron my shirts?Who's gonna kick where it hurts?

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    Artist: T. Rex

    Song: Fist Heart Mighty Dawn Heart

    Real Lyric: Fist Heart Mighty Dawn Dart In some way our slain are yours

    The Misheard: Fist Heart Mighty Dawn Fart In some way our slain are yours

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Mighty Quinn

    Real Lyric: You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn

    The Misheard: You Nazi nothing like the Mighty Quinn

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    Artist: Taylor Swift

    Song: You Belong With Me

    Real Lyric: Walking the streets with you in your worn out jeans

    The Misheard: Walking the streets with you're old blue jeans

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    Artist: Duran Duran

    Song: Rio

    Real Lyric: It means so much to me like a birthday or a pretty view

    The Misheard: It means so much to me... like a huricane or a pretty view.

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    Artist: Angels and Airwaves

    Song: Secret Crowds

    Real Lyric: Voices of kids out walking dogs, birds planes, trees and cars.

    The Misheard: Voices of kids out walking dogs, birds planes, penis cars.

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