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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Coldplay

    Song: White Shadows

    Real Lyric: Maybe you get what you wanted Maybe you stumbled upon it Everything you ever wanted In a permanent state

    The Misheard: Maybe you get what you wantedMaybe you stumbled upon itEverything you ever wantedIn a Communist state

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    Artist: Carole King

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee.

    The Misheard: I had some dreams they were grounds in my coffee

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: take my hand and we'll make it i swear ohhh oh livin' on a prayer

    The Misheard: take my hand and we're naked i swear ohhh oh livin' on brick

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    Artist: Chris Brown

    Song: With You

    Real Lyric: i need you boo, i gotta see you boo

    The Misheard: i need to poop, i gotta see you poop

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Too Late For Love

    Real Lyric: London boys are staring as the girls go hand in hand

    The Misheard: Love those boy's from Kansas girls go hand in hand.

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Pearl Necklace

    Real Lyric: She wanna pearl necklace

    The Misheard: she wore a purple red dress

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    Artist: They Might Be Giants

    Song: Istanbul (Not Constantinople)

    Real Lyric: Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

    The Misheard: And the whole New York was wormzy hamsterdam

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    Artist: Seals and Crofts

    Song: Summer Breeze

    Real Lyric: Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

    The Misheard: Flowing through my backdoor, my behind

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    Artist: Astrud Gilberto

    Song: The Girl From Ipanema

    Real Lyric: Tall, and tan, and young and lovely The girl from Ipanema goes walking

    The Misheard: So intellegent and lovelyThe girl from Ipanema goes walking

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    Artist: Sia

    Song: You've Changed

    Real Lyric: You’ve changed, oh For the better, yeah

    The Misheard: You didn't goTo the doctor

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