The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking about movin' in And I don't want to change your life But there's a warm wind blowin' the stars around
The Misheard: I'm not talking about the women And I don't wanna change your wife But there's award winning blow in this part of town.
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Real Lyric: Loaded gun complex, c**k it and pull it
The Misheard: Loaded gun complex, c**k-eating bullet.
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Real Lyric: Wearing my six-shooter, riding my pony on a cattle drive
The Misheard: Wearing my sex shoes and riding my pony on a cattle drive
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Real Lyric: what happened to miss independent
The Misheard: what happened to my cinnamon buns
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Real Lyric: But I keep her running back and forth... Soccer Team
The Misheard: But I keep her running back and forth... Socrates
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Real Lyric: blinky thumps the gut bass
The Misheard: who sits on a duck face
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Real Lyric: Blossom, commander and the leader.
The Misheard: Blossom, come on around and lead her.
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Real Lyric: You sip your Napoleon brandy But you never get your lips wet No you don't
The Misheard: You dip your nipple in brandyBut you never get your lips wetNo you don't
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Real Lyric: "They subjugate the meek..."
The Misheard: "The subject ate the meat..."
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Real Lyric: I'm the chairman of the bored I'm a lengthy monologue
The Misheard: I'm the chairman of the boredI'm a lengthenin' my log
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