The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So I sat in the attic, a piano up my nose
The Misheard: So I sat in the attic, a kilo up my nose
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Real Lyric: If everybody had an ocean across the USA
The Misheard: If everybody had an ulcer across the USA
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Real Lyric: Do the hustle
The Misheard: Do the Insult
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Real Lyric: Come on make a move on me
The Misheard: Come on tasty poobah meat
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Real Lyric: Remember how I kept you waiting when it was my turn to be the god?
The Misheard: Remember how I kept you waiting when it was my turn to be the guy?
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Real Lyric: In the year 2525, if man is still alive
The Misheard: In the year 2929, if man still has a spine
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Real Lyric: Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock
The Misheard: Fine, French beersWe got it on lock
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Real Lyric: We won't use guns, we won't use bombs
The Misheard: We want cheese scones, we won't use bombs
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Real Lyric: The automatist's undoing The whole world starts unscrewing As time collapses and space warps
The Misheard: Your tongue and tits undoingCome home we'll start some screwingHalf-time collapses and space warps
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Real Lyric: Want you in my rear window, baby your sick.
The Misheard: Want your bone marrow when my baby is sick.
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