The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd want to make it with you
The Misheard: I'd want to get naked with you
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Real Lyric: From the first time we met, I knew...
The Misheard: From the first time we made out nude...
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Real Lyric: Wake the sleeping giant, wake the beast!
The Misheard: Wake the sleeping child, wake the priest!
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Real Lyric: So darken your clothes, and strike a violent pose
The Misheard: So tuck in your clothes, and strike a violent pose
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Real Lyric: A loaded God complex, c**k it and pull it
The Misheard: A lonely guy complex, c**k it and pull it
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Real Lyric: more than a woman
The Misheard: bald headed woman
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Real Lyric: You could travel the world But nothing comes close To the Golden Coast Once you party with us You'll be falling in love Oooooh oh oooooh
The Misheard: You could travel the world But nothing comes closeTo the Girls in CoatsOnce you party with usYou'll be falling in love oooooooh oh ooooooh
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Real Lyric: Walking in Memphis Walking with my feet ten feet off of the Beale --- And Reverend Green be glad to see you When you haven't got a prayer
The Misheard: Walking in MemphisWalking with my feet ten feet off the field---And River and Green be glad to see youWhen you haven't got a prayer
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Real Lyric: You're in the mood for dance
The Misheard: You're in the hoover dam
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Real Lyric: ...But we've got the biggest balls of them all!!
The Misheard: ...But we've got the biggest DOLLS of them all!!
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