The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
The Misheard: He do the song about the seagull and the woman
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Real Lyric: I'm getting hotter by the hour,loaded,loaded....I set my sights and then home in
The Misheard: I'm getting hotter by the hour,loaded,loaded.... I set my sights on little old men
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Real Lyric: Oooooo f*cking hostile!
The Misheard: Oooooo f*cking dog-style!
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Real Lyric: Running on bravado
The Misheard: Running on... my balls hurt
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Real Lyric: Hey, Ja-ja-jaded!
The Misheard: EH, Ja-ja-cated! (educated)
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Real Lyric: Falling out the sky on top of you
The Misheard: Forrest Gump's this guy on top of you
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Real Lyric: You get in, you get done. And then you get gone.
The Misheard: You get in, you get John Lennon. You get gone.
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Real Lyric: She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World".
The Misheard: She's the kind of a girl that makes good use of "the pill"
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Real Lyric: Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year
The Misheard: Who looked like a girlfriendThat I hadn't bathed youWhere are ya last year?
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Real Lyric: Physically fit, physically fit
The Misheard: Mr. Toilet Paper, Mr. Toilet Paper
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