The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: In this picture stands a man Far away, alone and distant
The Misheard: In this spaceship sails a manFar away, the lonely distance
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Real Lyric: Be yourself because its all that you can be.
The Misheard: Be yourself caus im a chicken bone!
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Real Lyric: I cheated myself
The Misheard: I ***tted myself
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Real Lyric: I live in America.
The Misheard: I live in a railroad car.
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Real Lyric: Keep up with the force. Don't stop. Don't stop 'til you get enough.
The Misheard: Keep up with the coleslaw. Don't stop. Don't stop 'til you get enough.
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Real Lyric: Living on a razor's edge, Balancing on the ledge.
The Misheard: Living on a raisin's edge,Bouncing on a leg.
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Real Lyric: This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breakin'
The Misheard: This time I was spankin for handing you a hard worth breakin
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Real Lyric: This time baby I'll be bulletproof
The Misheard: This time maybe I'll be Babe Ruth
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Real Lyric: Five million and forty naughty shorty.
The Misheard: Fight me, Lennon! Farty, naughty, shawty!
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Real Lyric: While you Stare at your boots.
The Misheard: While youStare at your boobs.
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