The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: See the hands of my offspring making windmills
The Misheard: See the hands of my offspring making weird things
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Real Lyric: I heard that you like the bad girls. Honey, is that true?
The Misheard: I heard that you like the bad girls' honey. Is that true?
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Real Lyric: I'm every woman
The Misheard: I'm Terry Wogan
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Real Lyric: Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleighride together with you
The Misheard: Just hear those sleighbells jingle and ring-ding- dingle in tune Come on it's lovely weather for a sleighride together in June
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Real Lyric: And don't really care which side wins
The Misheard: And don't really care wish I ate wings
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Real Lyric: All the people in the dance will agree
The Misheard: All the people in the microwave
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Real Lyric: The muddy river bank shes the first in and last out
The Misheard: The Money River Bank, she's the first in, and last out
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Real Lyric: it was easy coming back into you once i figured it out
The Misheard: It was easy coming back into you once i fingered an owl
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: The elder poop has a devil motorcycle for me!!!
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force don't stop, don't stop til you get enough
The Misheard: Keep on, til the bus don't stop, don't stop til you're getting off
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