The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I gotta check into rehab.
The Misheard: I got a chicken and free ham.
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Real Lyric: Cold was my soul.
The Misheard: Queen does my sock.
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Real Lyric: I'm unstoppable!
The Misheard: I'm a soccer ball!
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Real Lyric: Ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: Ground control to Major Thumbs
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Real Lyric: We're heading for Venus.
The Misheard: We're heading for penis.
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Real Lyric: I feel fine
The Misheard: I pee twine
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Real Lyric: Save up all the days A routine malaise Just like yesterday I told you I would stay
The Misheard: Seen a holidayA routine malaiseJust like a strawberryI told you I was dead
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Real Lyric: scedibidibit yodonado...yodonado
The Misheard: skit some little bits of yoda,D'oh!of yoda,D'oh!
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Real Lyric: da ba dee, da ba dai.
The Misheard: I was eager to die!!!
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Real Lyric: 50,000 tears i've cried
The Misheard: 50,000 beers i've fried
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