The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's too late to 'pologize.
The Misheard: It's too late to call the guys.
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Real Lyric: What'd you think, I was an amateur, playing with my tempera-ture-ture-ture-ture-ture?
The Misheard: What'd you think, I was an amateur, playing with my tampon-cha-cha-cha-cha?
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Real Lyric: "For the teenage boys They're breaking your heart."
The Misheard: "F*** the teenage boysThey're breaking your heart."
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Real Lyric: But I said, what about, breakfast at Tiffany's
The Misheard: But I said, what about, rampant stupidity
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Real Lyric: Fine, fresh, fierce, we've got it on lock
The Misheard: Pine fresh beers, we've got 'em on top.
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Real Lyric: Eyes over easy
The Misheard: I go brr-eezy
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the dunder chief
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Real Lyric: I do respect her but
The Misheard: I love to spank her butt
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Real Lyric: I begged you appear Like a thorn for the holy ones
The Misheard: I baked you a pearLike a thong for the horny ones
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Real Lyric: Every you go away, you take a piece of me with you
The Misheard: Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you
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