The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You took something perfect and painted it red
The Misheard: you took something purple and painted it red
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dukes of hazard in the classroom
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Real Lyric: I’ll be playing basketball with the President Dunking on his delegates Then I’ll compliment him on his political etiquette
The Misheard: I'll be playing basketball with the PresidentDunking on his delicatesThen I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
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Real Lyric: I wish you well I hope you survive I hope you live, oh baby, so I can watch you cry.
The Misheard: I wish you wellI hope you surviveI hope you live on babies so I can watch you cry.
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Real Lyric: Just enjoy the gritty crunch, it tastes just like chicken
The Misheard: Just enjoy the credit crunch, it tastes just like chicken
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air
The Misheard: Warm smell of coitusRising up through the air
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Real Lyric: ...You'll be dancing once again, and the pain will end...
The Misheard: ...You'll be dancing once again, like an angry lamb...
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Real Lyric: where i lay my head is home
The Misheard: where i lay my hat is soul
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Real Lyric: Everybody's got a hungry heart Everybody's got a hungry heart Lay down your money and you play your part Everybody's got a hungry heart
The Misheard: Everybody's got a hundred fartsEverybody's got a hundred fartsLay down your money and you play your partEverybody's got a hundred farts
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Real Lyric: sitting on the park bench. eying little girls with bad intent.
The Misheard: sitting on the park bench. eying little girls in battered tents.
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